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Pope - "No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM!"
(waits for a few seconds) Pope - "He's cooking up a something good!" -------------------------- "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..." |
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quote: is this referring to the pedophiles masquerading as priests and elders of the church? ------------------------------------ maybe I'll become a playboy hang around in gay bars and move to the west side of town |
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Well, no, it's a line from a show. But, when you stop to think about it, and I believe you are, this could have been da Pope's very thought the first 90 times that some priest was caught raping an alter boy "in the name of..."
-------------------------- "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..." |
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quote: Hey, FUCK YOU BITCH! Uh, I mean...I forgive you. A stop sign A chance to clear my mind before the work day Then a right turn Is where I catch another glimpse of the highway |
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Yes...FUCK ME BITCH! I like...fuck bitches! Bitch fuck in mouth sometimes salty like... seaweed...ahhhh...forgivaness me for no reach round is very, very polite of you, Fool Them Fuckie Bitch. We are now best fuck bitches! I LOVE AMERICA!
-------------------------- "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..." |
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quote: i had to go back and check to see where that was. it was 2nd (i'm SO observant) and i scored 91%. got a link somewhere i could read? |
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quote: As a former catholic, I'm LMFAO. quote: This is the site I was looking at: http://www.secularhumanism.org/intro/what.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is. |
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quote: What can I say, I'm a half-assed Catholic. A stop sign A chance to clear my mind before the work day Then a right turn Is where I catch another glimpse of the highway |
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and I respect you for that!
-------------------------- "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..." |
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Im catholic
up the 'RA - unite ireland against british rule and catholic oppression wait a minute, that was ages ago. --------------- Trippin' on a weird f***ing title for a song |
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But c'mon, why?
Pope: Gay marriage is 'evil' ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- Homosexual marriages are part of "a new ideology of evil" that is insidiously threatening society, Pope John Paul says in his newly published book. In "Memory and Identity," the Pope also calls abortion a "legal extermination" comparable to attempts to wipe out Jews and other groups in the 20th century. He also reveals that he is convinced the Turkish gunman who shot him in 1981 did not act alone and suggests that the former Communist Bloc may have been behind the plot to kill him. The 84-year-old Pontiff's book, a highly philosophical and intricate work on the nature of good and evil, is based on conversations with philosopher friends in 1993 and later with some of his aides. In one section about the role of lawmakers, the Pope takes another swipe at gay marriages when he refers to "pressures" on the European Parliament to allow them. "It is legitimate and necessary to ask oneself if this is not perhaps part of a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights against the family and against man," he writes. The Pope's fifth book for mass circulation, issued by Italian publisher Rizzoli, sparked controversy in Germany and elsewhere after Jewish groups protested against leaked excerpts comparing the Holocaust to abortion. In at least two sections of the book, the Pope talks about the Nazi attempt to exterminate Jews and the wholesale slaughter of political opponents by Communist regimes after World War Two. 'Legal extermination' In following paragraphs he says that legally elected parliaments in formerly totalitarian countries were today allowing what he called new forms of evil and new exterminations. "There is still, however a legal extermination of human beings who have been conceived but not yet born," he writes. "And this time we are talking about an extermination which has been allowed by nothing less than democratically elected parliaments where one normally hears appeals for the civil progress of society and all humanity," he writes. In Germany, a leader of the country's Central Council of Jews called the comparison unacceptable. At a news conference presenting the book, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the Vatican's top doctrinal official, dismissed the Jewish charges. Ratzinger said the Pope "was not trying to put the Holocaust and abortion on the same plane" but only warning that evil lurked everywhere, "even in liberal political systems." In another section, the Pope describes at length the assassination attempt on May 13, 1981, when Turkish gunman Mehmet Ali Agca shot and nearly killed him in St Peter's Square. Of Agca, the Pope writes the assassination attempt was "not his initiative, someone else masterminded it and someone else commissioned it." Two trials in the early 1980s failed to prove prosecutors' suspicions that Bulgaria's secret services had masterminded a plot to kill the Pope on behalf of the Soviet Union. At the time the Polish Pope was a strong supporter of the Solidarity trade union in his native Poland and the Soviet Union saw Solidarity as a threat to the stability of the communist bloc. The Pope says the assassination attempt against him was perhaps "the last convulsion" of the ideologies of the 20th century -- a clear reference to the Communist bloc. ****************************** Chef Boyardee is meaner stronger less susceptible to diease and more dominant than a male gorilla. He comes to me at night. Willfully opening the locks and bending the bars on my window. Costing me horrendous amounts of money in home burglary devices. He comes to me in my bedroom. Naked, shaved and oiled. Goosebumped thick black arm hairs risen off his skin. Standing in a pool of pizza grease. Barfing up flour. It enters my lungs. I cough. He laughs. He mounts me. I'd like to kick his hot-stinking, macho fuckin' ass. Spawn Again was ravaged by wolves while walking through the woods on LSD, but he made sure this guy would take his place before his vocal box was torn from his throat. |
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The pope sucks. This made me think of the Meryn Cadell song "The Pope" Seems appropriate:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is. |
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update ::
my new date :: march 6 .. ... .. . . . ..... .. . ... Roses in a vase of white Bloodied by the thorns beside the leaves That fall because my hand is Pulling them hard as I can |
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Is it a requirement of the position to serve until death? I mean shit, if he can't fulfill his duties, step down. I think they've just been shoving his body in front of a window for the past few years to appease the thousands of people who revere him as some sort of golden cow while Cardinals are working behind the scenes with puppet strings to make him seem as lifelike as possible. I don't even want to make the Cheney-Bush connection because then I'll definitely have a one way ticket to hell.
........................... As they take an eye for an eye until no one can see, we must stumble blindly forward, repeating history. |
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Longest...sentence...ever. -------------------------- "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..." |
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My March date is going to be March 8th, cause that's my birthday.
Jeez, I'm an asshole. ****************************** Chef Boyardee is meaner stronger less susceptible to diease and more dominant than a male gorilla. He comes to me at night. Willfully opening the locks and bending the bars on my window. Costing me horrendous amounts of money in home burglary devices. He comes to me in my bedroom. Naked, shaved and oiled. Goosebumped thick black arm hairs risen off his skin. Standing in a pool of pizza grease. Barfing up flour. It enters my lungs. I cough. He laughs. He mounts me. I'd like to kick his hot-stinking, macho fuckin' ass. Spawn Again was ravaged by wolves while walking through the woods on LSD, but he made sure this guy would take his place before his vocal box was torn from his throat. |
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puppet strings may be a bit archaic.. but so is the church! *rimshot* i think it's more of an electric shock thingy .. ... .. . . . ..... .. . ... Roses in a vase of white Bloodied by the thorns beside the leaves That fall because my hand is Pulling them hard as I can |
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the pope is being described as "tranquil".. there are only so many words that dance around "dead".. they need to get with it and put him back in the ground.
.. ... .. . . . ..... .. . ... Roses in a vase of white Bloodied by the thorns beside the leaves That fall because my hand is Pulling them hard as I can |
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from what I've heard it is. it is a cult after all. my new date is the Ides of March.
that was funny but try to stay away from the technical jargon. ------------------------------------ maybe I'll become a playboy hang around in gay bars and move to the west side of town |
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You know it's getting really annoying waiting for this fucker to just kick it already.
I remember the last lottery. Wasn't it run by RS? At least he was willing to give us real prizes. But I'll say March 12th. It's a Saturday so if he finally drops, at least it won't be during the week where the news would interrupt my soap opera for this shit. The devout Catholicism flows through my veins, does it not? ------------------------------ Is your body shaking with cellulite? Exercise. |
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