In honor of the tradition i will proceed with the story

3 weeks ago or so I punched my dad, it was my way of letting him know i was moving out. I usually dont like to depend on people so for a week i lived on huntington beach on PCH while going to summer school after awhile i couldnt take living in my car, I had spilt a cup of tuna water on my front seat and floor instantely turning my car into the pussy mobil.

Tired of the homeless life i drove to texas to live with this girl i talked to who wanted me to move in with her. i drove 17 hundred miles with 200 bucks in my pocket. I am now safe i just wanted you all to know i was safe since its been awhile since i posted, you can express your concern for my dissapearence in this thread.

holy shit, so thats what happened to you. I was wondering where you were.....

Umm, if you're from Long Beach and you drove to Texas, I got news for ya, you ain't safe. The police departments in all of Texas are specifically geared to harass and generally make life a living hell for anyone from California.
But good luck anyways!

thanks for that bit of advice, its about as usefull as a wet fart

Because he's talking out his ass and it isn't true.

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Originally posted by Dante:
Because he's talking out his ass and it isn't true.

I thought that was pretty obvious from the original post-the not true part, not the talking out of my ass part.

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Any one here ever hear of a sense of humor? I wonder why there's only like 12 people that post on this fucking board.

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Originally posted by bipolarbear2:

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Originally posted by Dante:
Because he's talking out his ass and it isn't true.

I thought that was pretty obvious from the original post-the not true part, not the talking out of my ass part.

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Any one here ever hear of a sense of humor? I wonder why there's only like 12 people that post on this fucking board.

Maybe because you're more like a 15 year old girl with PMS than any kind of comedian. Just a thought!

Wow, such wit. You think of that one all on your own? You really showed me with that post. Think I'll just quit posting. You can all rejoice now.

Wow.

I mean, wow.

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Originally posted by bipolarbear2:

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Originally posted by Dante:
Because he's talking out his ass and it isn't true.

I thought that was pretty obvious from the original post-the not true part, not the talking out of my ass part.

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Any one here ever hear of a sense of humor? I wonder why there's only like 12 people that post on this fucking board.

Let's make it eleven.

Not a lot of people post here now because this board is no longer linked to on STP's website. It's nearly impossible for new members to find this board.

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Originally posted by bipolarbear2:
Wow, such wit. You think of that one all on your own? You really showed me with that post. Think I'll just quit posting. You can all rejoice now.

Wow.

I mean, wow.

Wow.. case in point. I mean, wow. Just wow.

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Originally posted by Dante:

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Originally posted by bipolarbear2:

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Originally posted by Dante:
Because he's talking out his ass and it isn't true.

I thought that was pretty obvious from the original post-the not true part, not the talking out of my ass part.

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Any one here ever hear of a sense of humor? I wonder why there's only like 12 people that post on this fucking board.

Let's make it eleven.

Oh "Dante", don't quit. All of your posts have been REALLY enlightening and you've REALLY posted some quality literary gems here and from the old board. Dude, where would we get all the extreme narcissistic 'tude? Cause you know, it's SO cool to be a fucking degenerate Texas prick. I for one would surely miss you. Come on everyone, let's get Dante to stay!

I wasn't saying I was leaving.

damn bipolarbear i thought you were alright untill you got your panties twisted, take it easy


I got back from texas a few days ago, it was a 26 hour drive and now im living with a filipino family but i have no job and rent is due next month! anyone in CA wana rent me a room for 200 bucks or something i make my own food