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Staind are avid Satan worshippers who ritually sacrifice small animals and midgets. And to make sure their deaths werent in vain, Aaron is a firm believe in not wasting the meat, hence his portly appearance lately. On Sundays the guys try to take a least two hours out of their day to go around town knocking over old lady's and taking candy from babies, as to appease the Dark Lord. In fact in a recent interview Aaron said that if Jesus was here right now he would challenge him to a pie eating contest and show everyone that he is the true savior, since he would be saving the pies from going stale.
------------------------------ Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here. |
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haha, funny shit!
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LMAO u r a fuckin riot ____________________________________________________________________________________________________"Lisa A. Patto, an uber-fan from Long Island, N.Y." (The Replubican Newspaper) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Click here for the best Staind fansite on the net www.addictedtostaind.com http://www.myspace.com/ADDICTEDTOSTAIND |
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you just cant make that shit up
f'in hilarious |
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.. be sure to tip your waitresses.. ;-)
------------------------------ Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here. |
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Johnny said in another thread that Paper Jesus was actually about the music industry and not religion. If you listen to the chorus, it makes more sense
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Originally posted by Lordd3r3k: Staind are avid Satan worshippers who ritually sacrifice small animals and midgets. And to make sure their deaths werent in vain, Aaron is a firm believe in not wasting the meat, hence his portly appearance lately. On Sundays the guys try to take a least two hours out of their day to go around town knocking over old lady's and taking candy from babies, as to appease the Dark Lord. In fact in a recent interview Aaron said that if Jesus was here right now he would challenge him to a pie eating contest and show everyone that he is the true savior, since he would be saving the pies from going stale. I guess that was funny, but it still didn't answer anything that I posted about. I want know if they all believe in God and all that. Because I hate religion, don't believe in God/Satan or any of that. It's fucking retarded. |
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Wow, that is comedy, made me laugh my ass off. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck, Than any --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky. Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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relegion is like a code of ethics and morals that tries to teach people good, if you hate relegion you must hate the idea of a civilized society with morals. The correct thing to say would be that you hate people who turn relegion into some sort of organization bent on making money and turning it into a complete joke. Or you hate a certain relegion because of(insert reason here). But hating relegion as a whole(meaning every relegion to ever exist)is pretty dumb, and would be no different from saying you don't just hate for example communism, but every form of government. _________________________ myspace.com/markbgm |
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quoted by Black_Leo:
"relegion is like a code of ethics and morals that tries to teach people good, if you hate relegion you must hate the idea of a civilized society with morals. The correct thing to say would be that you hate people who turn relegion into some sort of organization bent on making money and turning it into a complete joke. Or you hate a certain relegion because of(insert reason here). But hating relegion as a whole(meaning every relegion to ever exist)is pretty dumb, and would be no different from saying you don't just hate for example communism, but every form of government." wow leo. you actually sounded like a completely different person....that was one of the smartest reasonings ive ever heard from you! WOW! *speachless* good job leo. "Twisting,Turning,Crashing,Burning. All this just to break me...down" Staind- Cross to Bear |
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shows how long you've been here. _________________________ myspace.com/markbgm |
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dude, what u wrote here is far from being funny. the members of staind are not satan worshippers! where the hell did u get that impression?
Matt Bushong |
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Hahahahaha! |
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
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hey matt, who hit you over the head? _________________________ myspace.com/markbgm |
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In one of the radio interviews Aaron and Mike did he said that "Paper Jesus" was about religion in general not any specific one.
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do not fear the Dark Lord for he loves you too my son. Embrace his horny goodness ------------------------------ Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here. |
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Huh? |
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The 10 years of Progress
"PAPER JESUS, CROSS TO BEAR, AND DEVIL"?