I admit this is not one of my better efforts. In fact, it might plain suck...that's up to the reader to decide. This is fairly light hearted, which those who've read my work know is extremely rare. But ah well, it was an attempt to write a Holiday song, and it only took 5 or so minutes to come up with and write, so eh...
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Well, it's almost Christmas
and I know what that should mean
Lots of toys for good girls and boys
pretty songs and Christmas trees
But now, it's hard to be merry
'cause you're back here at my door
I must admit you've still got the gift
but your presence ain't welcome no more

*Chorus*
All I want for Christmas is you gone
It's the season for forgiving
but when it's you, I think that's wrong
You wanna wrap me in your spell again
and do to me whatever you want
Oh, but all I want for Christmas is you gone

Put away that mistletoe
oh, 'cause you ain't kissing me
I ain't too bright, but the Christmas lights
shows me all that I don't need
I think I'll write a letter to Santa
and all that I'll ask him for
Just put you on his sleigh and take you away
to the Island Of Misfit Whores

*Repeat Chorus*

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Brian.,

Brian, I really like this one actually. Especially for all the puns and everything, haha, I love it. Good work.

Hey, thanks bro. I appreciate that. Hope you're doing good and having a good holiday.

Same to you bud.

I'm just working, boring, boring. But it's just less family gathering I have to attend.

My grandpa isn't doing so hot, and he wants me to do Silent Night on Christmas Eve at the family party, since it very well may be his last one. So, it should be... interesting...

Hey E, I sent you a PM.