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Post any weird, funny or wacked out news stories here.
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Obese prisoner hides gun in his fat
Friday, August 7, 2009 An obese jail inmate managed to hide a gun from authorities after he was arrested - because he was so overweight he could conceal it inside his rolls of fat. 500lb George Vera, 25, hid the pistol underneath his rolls of skin, wheer it remained undetected during five seperate searches. The 5ft 10in Vera was arrested by Houston police and taken to the city jail on suspicion of bootlegging CDs. A spokesman for the Houston Police Department, Kese Smith, confirmed that procedures call for a suspect to be searched upon arrest, twice at the city jail and once more upon his transfer. Vera was then transferred to the county jail, where he was searched at least once more. It was only when he was in the shower later that day that Vera confessed to a guard that he had weapon on him. Officers subsequently found a 9-millimeter handgun beneath his folds of flab. Vera was then charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. --------------------------------------------------------------- "All the demons in my head won't leave me, I know, I can hear them..." -A Flat-  |
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Oh and I found this too:
Disney visitor accused of groping Minnie Mouse Tuesday, August 11, 2009 A man has been accused of groping a woman dressed up as Minnie Mouse at Disney World. John William Moyer, 60, is charged with touching Brittney Duncan McGoldrick, who told a court in Orlando that she tried to push him away from her. "My first reaction I just pushed him down. I was doing everything I could to get his hands off my breasts," Duncan McGoldrick said. --------------------------------------------------------------- "All the demons in my head won't leave me, I know, I can hear them..." -A Flat- |
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Was "XDog" in Disney??? haha! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________"Lisa A. Patto, an uber-fan from Long Island, N.Y." (The Replubican Newspaper) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Click here for the best Staind fansite on the net www.addictedtostaind.com http://www.myspace.com/ADDICTEDTOSTAIND |
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i heard about the gun in the fat thing. fucking gross
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I can hide a Desert Eagle in my butt crack....wanna see a pic???
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LMFAO. I wonder what other contraband he's hidden up there.. ............ "There's always should haves where I'm going There's always could haves where I've been. Anywhere but here, I wish I was anywhere but here." -Aaron Lewis |
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um no! Don't worry T we believe u no pic needed. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________"Lisa A. Patto, an uber-fan from Long Island, N.Y." (The Replubican Newspaper) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Click here for the best Staind fansite on the net www.addictedtostaind.com http://www.myspace.com/ADDICTEDTOSTAIND |
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A woman offering child-care services in Melbourne, Fla., was dismayed to learn in August that a scam pulled on her by a diaper-wearing man in his 40s was not illegal. A man called her, on behalf of his disabled adult "brother," who has a mental age of 5 and poor bladder control, and she began assisting him in her home during the day for $600 a week. She was later outraged to learn that the "brother" was really the caller and was actually normal (except for his perversion). However, as Brevard County Sheriff's officials told Florida Today, since the woman consented to changing diapers and was fully paid for her services, they were unable to charge the man with a crime. [Florida Today, 8-9-09]
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haha. WTF? wearing a diaper ad pretending to be handicapped just to get some attention???
wierd fuck ------------------------------------------------ FACES THAT I'VE SEE TURN OLD AND GRAY....... I'VE LOST TOO MANY FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY....... MEMORIES I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD FADE....... THEY FADE AND BLOW AWAY |
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Got an idea, huh?
lol --------------------------------------------------------------- "All the demons in my head won't leave me, I know, I can hear them..." -A Flat- |
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already got an AD in the paper
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haha...i heard ya already got calls about it....from H.....=)
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Did someone call you back?! --------------------------------------------------------------- "All the demons in my head won't leave me, I know, I can hear them..." -A Flat- |
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i got a chick wiping my ass right now.
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^nice work. serves her right.
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everyone needs a chick to wipe our asses...
chick ass wipers....ftgdmfw...=) how did ya word that ad lefty...wanted a good loking chick to wipe ass and other various duties...dinkleberry picking skills must be up to par...fingernails must be kept clipped and neat in appearance...sum overtime required....call 1-800-ass-wipe.....=) |
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He didnt say she was cute... I'm picturing an oversized middle-aged woman doing that job to him! lol
Love ya! --------------------------------------------------------------- "All the demons in my head won't leave me, I know, I can hear them..." -A Flat- |
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H, she just called you an oversized middle-aged woman....you gonna just stand there and take that??? |
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thats usually how it goes down. ------------------------------------------------ FACES THAT I'VE SEE TURN OLD AND GRAY....... I'VE LOST TOO MANY FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY....... MEMORIES I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD FADE....... THEY FADE AND BLOW AWAY |
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