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Elmo, (not to be confused with Elko), originally named Elmore J. Hitler, was raised in this Atlantic North-east by a wealthy family of rabid politicians in suites. After completing high school, Elmore left home to attend the University of Psychadelics in Brooklyn. Elmore showed an early aptitude for learning, and he began to truly come into his own intellectually in college. Unfortunately, college also opened Elmore's eyes to the dark nature of reality, and he became cold, stupid, and cynical. He began to slowly grow hateful and withdrawn, and turned to the natural escapes of the oppressed mind; opiates, and in their most sythesized form. He eventually gave up all hope on life, and attempted to go the way of the great artists, and die by his own hand. In his failure, he realized that he need help, and he enrolled himself in mental study facility. This place turned out to be a top secret government testing facility hidden in the middle of Detriot, known by the code name "Sesame Street". Through arduous years of genetic mutations and governmental "reprogramming" so to speak , Elmore was turned into "Elmo", a smiling simpleton and a form of Emo, subsisting only to aid the cause. Also Elmo's fur was originly white but it wasn't until after he went to a Slayer court where it Rained people's blood. People that had committed suicide. This stained Elmo for life. It scarred him too, but it stained Elmo more. It was from this he started up the band "Staind" (Note: Elmo can't spell)

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Originally posted by hbp0819:
craig you're so random dude. haha

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Originally posted by hbp0819:
ive never even heard of uncyclopedia.

or power balls.

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Originally posted by hbp0819:
ive never even heard of uncyclopedia.

or power balls.

I've seen a few of those in my time.

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I've seen a few of those in my time.

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FACES THAT I'VE SEE TURN OLD AND GRAY....... I'VE LOST TOO MANY FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY.......
MEMORIES I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD FADE....... THEY FADE AND BLOW AWAY

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Originally posted by T-Looooo:


I've seen a few of those in my time.

howd they taste?

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Originally posted by T-Looooo:


I've seen a few of those in my time.

howd they taste?

you had to do that didnt you

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Originally posted by LEFTYJLAJ:
haha. i remember when i use to let raina upset me with her stubborness. trust me bro. even when shes wrong, she couldve be right, so shes somewhat right.