I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

Thats pretty funny cuz i was thinking wow this is one lucky person and then at the end not so lucky everything in life is relative. But seriously i have never had a flu shot and kind of always think they are a waste but i never had the flu either so that might change my mind.