"Its 420" my friend
"And..." me
"Do you know what 420 is?" my friend
"April 20th" me
"Yeah but its also National weed day" my friend
"ohhh so is that why the cops are here" me

...

Lunch convo...

Liz said "Me and Renee and a couple of our friends are going to England when we graduate"
Renee said "I wanna go to um... the BAHAMAS"
Ashley said "I dont wanna go to the bahamas, theres crazy people there"
Julie said "Youre one to speek...there crazy people here too"
Me said "have you been there Ashley?"
Ashley said "No"
Me said "How do you know they are crazy then?"
Ashley said "Well theyre killers and murders there"
Me said "Did you not just hear about this 23 year old guy who killed 32 other people and himself, Id say hes a killer"
Julie said "Yeah exactly"
Ashley said "Sorry I said anything"

Ashley is mad at me and Julie.

...

ummm
and to the serious one

''live life today knowing it could be your last day here''
-me


alrighttty im done