Warning: This story is not meant for an audience without a sense of humor. It is a comedy, a story not meant to be taken serious. However, I still take the art of writing seriously. Don’t think for a second that this silly shit is not grammatically correct.

This story is not meant to offend anybody. If you feel offended, I’m sorry. I don’t dislike anybody of a different race, gender, sexual orientation, or weight, and this story is not meant to make anyone feel uncomfortable. I just think gay is funny. Tahehe.

This is also the story that I promised to start before summer is over. It is going to be in script, don’t shoot me. It’s only in script because I said I would write a good script story so that script writers have an example to look at. If it sucks, ya’ll will tell me anyway. Well some of you will bump it, but others will be honest.

Enjoy!


HOMO SAPIENS-- The Experiment

Brothers and science don’t mix. You’d think that would have kept me out of the science lab. But there were papers posted in the dining halls and in the student union building. Test Subjects Needed. I ignored the bulletins and the group emails sent to lure youngsters into taking part of an experiment run by biology majors, graduate students, and a couple of chemistry and biology professors. That is, until I heard on a Friday afternoon that the test subjects would be paid. I signed up on Monday.

I’m Test Subject No. 3. No, my mama didn’t give me that name, but she’d definitely be pissed if she found out that her son was involved in this experiment, so I can‘t tell you my real name. If you don’t want to call me Test Subject No. 3, you can call me Homo Tre, Guinea Pig, or Dumb Ass. I’ll go by all of the above.

This is my story. A story about a science experiment gone wrong. Oh no, the results came back just as the scientists suspected, and turned out to be just what they wanted. But it was wrong! Just wrong! Fucking nasty!

They discovered a vaccine to kill one of the most deadly viruses known to man, homosexuality. Maybe it doesn’t sound as bad now, but that’s because you’ve forgotten how a vaccine works. In order to be vaccinated, a tiny amount of the germ or virus must be injected so that your body can build up an immunity to it. Sometimes it makes you sick, gives you a fever. You get over it, never hear about the disease again.

Well they definitely injected me with the virus. The vaccine is named the “Desodomizer of Species Homo sapiens sapiens-homosexual.” (Brilliant right. I didn’t even know that homosexuals had their own species name.) We called the vaccine the De-gayonator, the Hetero-honcho, and sometimes the Good Vagina.

So far, we’ve straightened out the gayest and faggoty-ist of all faggots. However, the drug has many side effects. For four days, the vaccine makes you sick. We call these four days of illness HOMO. They represent the four days and four stages of mental and physical illness that vaccinees undergo, but we’ll get to that later.

Sit up straight and brace yourself. This may get a little freaky -- no homo. I mean interesting. Enter a world of test tubes and beakers, chemicals and lab rats, homo thugs and science nerds. Witness the events that take place here and tell your friends…. Just don’t tell my moms, kid.


COMING SOON



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Very Interesting . Something Different .
FINALLY =]

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