Typical!

My timing is always off.

I'm just one day behind you Marli.

I'll have to run a little faster so that I can catch you next time.

and i'll need to sprint

someone remarked the other day that mother nature needs some chocolate ... i reckon she just needs to get laid...

in the interests of public safety and human kindness i chose the lesser of two evils as an offering...

...

The Rules Of Chocolate

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 kilos of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

is mother nature appeased?!??!

or if mother nature did wish to get laid, by whom would mother nature like to be laid!??!

*melts*

quote:

Originally posted by SickBeautifulThing:


The Rules Of Chocolate

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 kilos of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

is mother nature appeased?!??!

or if mother nature did wish to get laid, by whom would mother nature like to be laid!??!

*melts*

By "Father Time" perhaps?

i hear he watches the clock ... hates being late...

ergo, he's incessantly early!!!

he carries a pocket watch too and it gives pocket billiards a whole new um, edge?!?!?

i reckon king neptune...

(((Aussies)))

Man this message thing is very popular!

Hi aussies

I think winter arrived today. So cold!

I like coming here.

It's easy, simple, clear to read, and unrushed.
( is that even a word? )

quote:

Originally posted by Ozgirl123:
... and unrushed.
( is that even a word? )

it is if you believe those wonderful NRMA ads

(((aaaauuusssssiiiieeessss)))

quote:

Originally posted by SickBeautifulThing:

quote:

Originally posted by Ozgirl123:
... and unrushed.
( is that even a word? )

it is if you believe those wonderful NRMA ads

(((aaaauuusssssiiiieeessss)))

lmao


so true Rox.


Now I'll go "unworry"

Hey Guys

How is everyone?? Long time no see.

Just thought I'd do a quick drop in to say HELLO.

It's going to be a cold night!!! BBRRUUURRR

hey beautiful people of the matchbox kind.... ive been cruzin round surfin tha net all day and it didnt cross my mind till now.. i am i have to say im a slack ASS!! terribble absolutly! tsk* tsk*

^^^

you're forgiven.

Hi
Not Aussie but a long time GDer