So, I've been feeling pretty ick lately (i'm sick) and my mom forces me to go pick up my lil brother and his friend from school.. so I drag myself up and start my mom's car (since my sister hit my parked car on friday.. tsktsk...) and am subjugated to listen to the radio.. wonderful lol. So I'm listening to Dream sing about how he loves my girl (???), then surprised when I hear American Boy- Estelle ft Kanye West, then hear Rick Ross lie about all the drugs he's sold.. tsk tsk..Chris Brown's freaky ass sing about how he's gonna pretend it's his first time, and finally Lil Wayne tell me to lick him like a lollipop. Swell. Right as I get back to my house I hear the DJ say "Call in and name all Top 5 Songs at 5 and win today's grand prize!" ..hmm.. I've won this three other times, so I think "Sure, why not?", expecting a busy tone. "Hello, 106.5 the Beat, do you know all 5 songs?"

I name all the songs and he says "That's correct baby! Guess what you've won!?" "What?!"

"A lunch date with Plies this Thursday from 2-3 at an undisclosed location!"

*Silence*

"Thanks."

LMAO.

If you know me, you know EXACTLY what I'm thinking...

The hell!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A HA! A HA! A HA!

LMAO.

Can I get a refund on this prize? Cash value?

Plies is everything that I'm against when it comes to Hip Hop...

" That pussy smell like water, ain't no smell in it
A clean muhfuka she run to the shower when we finish"

-"Ms. Pretty Pussy", Plies

I'M SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE WITH THIS MUH FUCKA?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

So anyway, if anyone wants to *buy* this date from me, feel free...... Hey, he made money through exploiting HipHop.. I can exploit him, right? Otherwise, my sister can go.

Why, why, WHY could it not have been Lupe, or Common, or Kanye, or Talib, or Mos Def, or Immortal Technique, or The Cool Kids, or Little Brother, or LUPE! Sheesh.

And if anyone else makes another joke about me bein his "Bust It Baby"...lmao.

Urban Dictionary def of "Bust It Baby": Basically, she is the woman you would kill everyone one on the Earth for because her coochie is so good you go partially blind after you hit it the first time.

NIGGA KILL YOSELF!!!



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









P.S. And what the hell does 'undisclosed location' mean?!?

DARK ALLEY WHERE HE CAN RAPE ME??

lol you are a lucky lady. but yes sell it and sell it quick

Plies is a cunt

dont worry Juneybaby, Ill make the bad man go away

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P.S. And what the hell does 'undisclosed location' mean?!?

DARK ALLEY WHERE HE CAN RAPE ME??

LMAO!! I think you should go....be really difficult and ask him if he even likes his music, what he knows about hip hop, he is proud of that nonsense he puts out, who lied and said he is talented...and just let him know about himself.

UHG do you know what his name means?
"Plies...like the tool."....the kCuf?

I completely understand if you don't go out with... it.