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so i figure. ima start rappin right? i think i may even be up to Lupe's level on the mic yah know what im sayin? i made a couple raps real quick just to give you guys a taste.
tastes like chicken... My name is Ian and i love to rap long walks on the beach and takin runny craps but please dont judge or hold a grudge we can all just be friends and give each other hugs unless your gay, then you cant touch me and judgin by your looks it looks like you must be! sorry to the homo's, i apologize in advance now i gots ta run cause theres sewage in my pants check it check it ima rhyme naked start a talk show then flow and ricky lake it when your this real, its pretty hard to fake it what you need to do is chill im cold blooded like a snake...it? ok, just disregard that please regards to my anal chef cause he's choppin up cheese the pizzeria theft had me beggin on my knees thats until he left to quickly cop some fabreeze to hopefully cover the odor a powerful smell, like big rig motors go ahead girl, cry on my shoulder im tryin ta watch a movie can you cry a little lower? like i said... more to come. my mad freestyle's verbally abuse emcee's. so go ahead and worship, cause im official... like royal decree's. get it? cause i dont... anyway. Lupe hit me up lemme know what yah think mmk? and the rest of you! lemme know... good enough to be a rapper? better then lupe himself? also 1 more thing. LUPE... lets battle mmmm kay? |
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lmfao that was funny as shit
r u bein serious about the whole "better than lu thing" n battle? plz don't tell u r cuz that seemed lyk u were jus jokin wit the lyrics lol "in a clouded man's mind you'll find a world of cess where guns are roses, folded bills make up breast that produce champagne and pasteurized with ice nurture disfigured babies with assured failure in their sights" -Hypnotic Persona |
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of course its a joke.... sorta.
but i do really wanna battle Lupe lol. how cool would that be? This message has been edited. Last edited by: nIANja909, |
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"long walks on the beach and takin runny craps"
LOLOLOL the 2 have absolutely no business being in the same bar. I was crying laughing reading that. |
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lol.....lol......lol.....lol...............................................lol
access denied. lol very funny though. *************************** CAN YA FEEL IT? THAT'S WHAT I GOT ASKED DO I LOVE HER? I SAID I DON'T KNOW STREETS GOT MY HEART GAME GOT MY SOUL- the coolest |
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well....you're better than young joc
Put the cookies in the bag/take the pennies out the drawer |
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hey LUPE, i was thinkin. mabye you can feature me on L.U.P.End right? heres my verse.
Lupie and Ianie... lets go out to dinner, my moms makin sauerkraut 32, i still live at my parents house so what if i get turned on when i look up barbies blouse the only woman that i ever loved mostly cause real women would never touch... me, but i still try n keep it pretty gangsta Fontana, where niggas wont shank yah but, we still get buck wild!! well accept yah help... and wont even thank yah you aint crazier, you just in denile think the hood dangerous, but it really aint cause if you shoot at me...ill file a complaint my armpits alone could probly make yah faint graffiti over there? well over here we paint... dont pay up, best start fleein cause we may look harmless n handsom... but, we buck wiild, the names Lupe and Ian and well go as far as to hold your dolls randsom... BEST BELIEVE... yeh i realize its a bit hood for your taste Lupe. but im sure we can make it work. |
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so you guys think i could match Lupe on his album?
I just thought of the coolest thing... the song name could be "WHERE YOU FROM" dope huh?? |
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You and Captain Asshole are the funniest ppl on this forum....hands down.
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yo wit doze rhymes u mite get lupe to start talkin on the boards again lmao
WWW.OTAKUSWAGGER.COM AIM: propayne93 Email: propayne@otakuswagger.com PUBLIC DISTURBIN THEM SOLICITING AND MURDERIN LYRICALLY BUILDING FACTIONS FANBASES AND FANBASE PURCHASIN PEEPIN TOMS THAT'LL LURK FOR THEM LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN TO MURK EM WITH UNTOUCHABLE WHITE GLOVERS WITH NO OTHER LOVER THIRST FOR IT BEAUTIFUL FOREIGN LAIDES IMMACULATE BABIES BIRTHED FROM HADES AND MAYBE SHE MATED WITH THE DEVIL ON STAGE AND PLAYED HIM FEELIN LIKE MOMENTS OF EPIC POWERS CREATIVE SHOWERS FAKE TRADITIONS WORLD WIDE PEGAN HOLIDAYS AND NUDISTS RIDE WITH PIMPIN THE LIFE OF A RAPPER KILLIN PPL THAT LISTEN ITS VICIOUS FOR PREDICTIONS EVOLVE INTO LAWS OF SCIENTIFIC PHYSICS DEFYIN' DEFINITIONS AS IM RUBBIN OTAKU MITTENS IM DISSIN THE INCORRECT AND FAR OFF FROM POSITION I KEEP IT DISTANT FROM THE DUMBER AND DRUMMERS WITH NO CONSISTANCE ITS WRITTEN THEY INCOMPETANT ALWAYS BITCHIN THEY SHIT IN LIKE IT AINT FITTIN SO WHY YOU TRYIN TO FIT IN WITH THE SICKNESS SIK EM LIKE PITS IN THE COLD WINTER BREATH LEAVIN FROM THEY TIPPIN I AM....... Lyrics From: iFeel - [Back To The Future Mixtape] -propaYne |
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yeh i know. im tryin ta get him to battle me or do a song with me or somtin. cause you know what they say.
if your not with me... your...gonna miss out on a huge opportunity to be mentioned in the same sentence as IAN, best rapper alive. |
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caaaause.
im fresh, like air purifiers you say otherwise, your a lier i say yah gotta big mouth, like the town crier i got my wisdom teeth removed now i spit it THROUGH THE WIRE my words get yah high, like druggies my butt's soft like babies, in huggies punched my girl in the arm, i saw a buggie then she punched me in the face got a restraining order on me and said if i came anywhere near her again she would stab me to death or worse... so i stole her purse... |
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honestly thats my fav line how u gon get up man? I shot you. you dead. you can't get up when u dead you gotta lay down :::They thought it was Cool I think its Fresh A mind flavored refreshing like the citrus skin Zest::: |
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these are the tales of the cool gaurunteed to go AND MAKE YOU FAIL FROM YOUR SCHOOL and seek un holy grails like a fool... this is what happens when the toilet seat speaks WWW.OTAKUSWAGGER.COM AIM: propayne93 Email: propayne@otakuswagger.com PUBLIC DISTURBIN THEM SOLICITING AND MURDERIN LYRICALLY BUILDING FACTIONS FANBASES AND FANBASE PURCHASIN PEEPIN TOMS THAT'LL LURK FOR THEM LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN TO MURK EM WITH UNTOUCHABLE WHITE GLOVERS WITH NO OTHER LOVER THIRST FOR IT BEAUTIFUL FOREIGN LAIDES IMMACULATE BABIES BIRTHED FROM HADES AND MAYBE SHE MATED WITH THE DEVIL ON STAGE AND PLAYED HIM FEELIN LIKE MOMENTS OF EPIC POWERS CREATIVE SHOWERS FAKE TRADITIONS WORLD WIDE PEGAN HOLIDAYS AND NUDISTS RIDE WITH PIMPIN THE LIFE OF A RAPPER KILLIN PPL THAT LISTEN ITS VICIOUS FOR PREDICTIONS EVOLVE INTO LAWS OF SCIENTIFIC PHYSICS DEFYIN' DEFINITIONS AS IM RUBBIN OTAKU MITTENS IM DISSIN THE INCORRECT AND FAR OFF FROM POSITION I KEEP IT DISTANT FROM THE DUMBER AND DRUMMERS WITH NO CONSISTANCE ITS WRITTEN THEY INCOMPETANT ALWAYS BITCHIN THEY SHIT IN LIKE IT AINT FITTIN SO WHY YOU TRYIN TO FIT IN WITH THE SICKNESS SIK EM LIKE PITS IN THE COLD WINTER BREATH LEAVIN FROM THEY TIPPIN I AM....... Lyrics From: iFeel - [Back To The Future Mixtape] -propaYne |
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yeaaa i should be on LUPEND also... uh oh heres a freestylebu
im no fool, i know all the rules, bow wow is shorter than bishop G's appearance on the cool, OHHH! yea lupe is fire but i dont wanna know and be on hus nuts like the femme fiascHoessssss |
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wow... your on your way to becomin as good a rapper as me or Lupe. dont worry, i dont think the Femmes read this page anyway. but of course, even if they do...
I dun told you, no woman could scare me yeh i pooped my pants when i saw the tooth fairy what you expect, when the shoe dont fit forget womens breasts, i like crispy chicken tits ill admit ,thats the closest ive come to a female anatomy, they got kudies. so best believe if you come near ill run yeh i like a big ass, as long as its pirates booty. im on my pimp, I dont need girlfriends AKA (P)ositive (I)nfluencial (M)atured (P)erson BEST BELIEVE... |
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naw man, them chicks read anything with lupe on it lol, oh well.......
i wear big draws cuz i got big balls, when i take a piss all the hoes fall, take a step to the left my nuts bang the wall, congratulations children my nuts are takin over ur halls.... |
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lol nice... but i think you made a mistake.
lemme show you. sorry CAPN, but i gotta let yah know your balls is big, but your dick isnt though unless you look through a magnifying glass then mabye someone can find it..at last take a look here... thats more like godzilla just ask yah mom, she knows, ima lady killa ok i lied, im smaller then paris hiltons boobs what now b****!! and i just got sewed... ok i lied again... lets stop and speak the truth ask yah girlfriend my thing dun broke yah roof thats me when im exited dont turn off the lights could make some people frightened its gotta mind of its own the people call it little titan cause it wins ball games... theres been a monster sightin the girls know its true go head and ask your friends my thing is super huge! ok i lied again... |
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yet again.
Lupe and Ian the dynamic duo i could be to Lupe what peanutbutter is to jelly. |
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Lupe ima write raps for you mmk. so you can put em on your CD's. ill be your personal lyricist.
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