Pimping saved my life

He siad I P-I-M-P
Pimp to make it right, don't like where i be
like to make it like the sights on t.v.
quite the great life they say it aint easy
see, now you can still die from that
so you better have a rubber and stay strapped
agreed, a mean selfish bitch with a attitude and she told that her last pimp was weak
that nigga's name was screech
and he was a little beetch
and he said gay shit like my name's prodegy
put the bitches in a chevy
with a bass heavy medley
with a screwed up hook that said "Umma Do Me"
let the bitches go
stack my cheese
all them crazy bitches
stacked my cheese
had them hoes up in the kitchen
count my cheese
riding down the street
bitch didn't have my chees
crying in the next room a bitch was in need
cause the stupid bitch caught a fucking STD
that and i let that other stupid bitch leave
this is what it takes to be a P-I-M-P

took me 15 minutes to write this
my first rap ever

feel free to add

his hoe called said my time might be now
so i stripped naked mad her wipe me down
slapped her 5 times, made the hoe frown
she fell on her knees, than she hit the ground
i picked up my cane with a great big smile
counted all my dollas as i looked around
then went into the kitchen
and got back to the mission
to get the hoes on the block
sell the fiends all the rocks
cuz they know they lickin cock
show the hoes there no way
if they act up
they get no pay
get my nigga outta jail...but
f**k that nigga i think he gay
sell some hoes to the school
get some naked hoes for my pool
throw some candy on the caddy
slap a hoe
bitch call me daddy
man it feels good when u got hoes like that
bitch get on the corner, or get smacked!! yessir

lmfao, we need a mufucking hook.

lmao

hoe you never heard of, this
job u got to do it cuz...
bitch, i feel like chokin you
pimpin has saveddd me


hoe you never heard of, this
job u got to do it cuz...
bitch, i feel like chokin you
pimpin has saveddd my lifeee

you guys both fail

fuck yo indian ass!!!

BITCH

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NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Colonel Motha fucking Stinkmeaner holla at ya boy i gets money

lmao HATIN ASS, trick ass, pocohantas ass... BITCH NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

had mad cuz we gettin that paper shawty!

nope, still fail

1 You Never Heard Of, That
Bish Talks Back And Gets A Slap
Sell Your Pussy Infested Wit Clap
PIMPIN HASSS SAVED MMEEE!!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Husam:
nope, still fail

FIRST OFF THE WORD FAIL DOES NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ME OR ANY BODY ELSE UNLESS I SAID IT. I WAS HAVING SOME FUN TILL YO TALIBAN ASS CAME IN HERE AND FUCKED UP MY NIGHT

dang HUSSANN.. y u got to come up in our thread drinkin all that haterade.. u can get in on a verse if u want to! DAMN MAN!! KEEP ON HATIN AND WE GONNA OUT ANOTHA DOT ON YA FOEHEAD NIGGGGAAAAAAAA. quit hatin and get money. how bout u stop hatin and worry about yall rat population! i heard it was gettin outta control. LIL NIGGGUHHHHHHHH!

LMAOOOO HAHAHA
it dont follow the rhythm here and there but frickin hilarious

quote:

if they act up
they get no pay
get my nigga outta jail...but
f**k that nigga i think he gay

lol lmao

im sorry you guys are right im being unreasonable here my apologies to all



actually wait no still fail

the racist comments are kinda funny though, considering that my cultural and religious beliefs and roots are almost identical to lupe's

i don't think he'd approve of those

lmao Im about to get in on this track son. Im makin a new verse though.

Hussamm!! i dont give 3/10 of a hot damn of ur cultural roots NIGGGGUHHHHHH! racist jokes are funny to me! if lupe dont approve. SO! lmao. KISS MAH ASS SO WHAT (michael blackson lol). its all love my dude. no homo. just here for fun! GET MONEY. yeaaaaa nIANja, we saved the 2nd verse for ya lol. i knew u would want in haha

and we should redo the whole album lol. and call it. The Cool: P.I.M.P ed lmao.. or whatever, we gotta redo another track.. i say little weapon

first line.. "I slapped another hoe today"

lmao

Pimpin... from here to San Diego
bitches get me money and put butter on my bagels
ho's and tricks
bitches suck my dick
dont look at me
your face makes me sick
holiday sales every day of the week
small, tall, fat, thin,
no booty cheeks...
flawless, ball-less, creations of perfection
trannies, nannies, hos with indigestion
~bitches here to there and back
bitches with no hair is wack
female dogs and bears attack
my Ho's is everywhere in stacks~
This is how I went from rags to riches...
I dont know where Id be if I didnt have bitches...
caaauuse...

PIMPIN JUST SAVED MY LIFE...


lmao it goes perfect with the beat too. play Hip Hop saved my life and fast forward it to 30 seconds left in the song and start right when the beat loops again. And it goes perfect lmao. Also make sure you speed up the part inside the ~~ Thats supposed to be how fast he goes when he says "get his momma out the hood, keep his lady lookin good" etc.

Now hurry up and name the next song we gonna do. Lemme know if we are gonna do "hoe weapon" next lol. or should it be called, "little ho"?

and you made a perfect start for verse 1 lol...

"I slapped another ho today..."

And lemme know before you go to sleep nikka! so I can work on my verse tonight.