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Um, imagine you worked in a fortune cookie factory, and you made all the fortunes, so you ahve to come up with clever ones. This is a joke thread, so they don't ahve to be nice.
What do you guys come up with? Here are some to get you started. -Your spouse is sleeping with the mailman. -Divorce first. Then Lottery. -The chicken...its actually a cat. -You make me want to barf. ----------------- Unless otherwise stated, opinions expressed are my own and do not reflect the opinion of any organization of which I am a member. |
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I would tell everyone that they have nice eyes.
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um... thats not something id wnat in my fortune cookie.
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yeah, but i could promote my self, shamelessly.
ok i guess... i'm sleeping with your wife -kramer |
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haha thats solid.
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you will marry a mysterious woman in red
cut your hair now, the 80's are over __________________________ I saved Latin, what did you ever do? |
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"you're the uglyist piece of shit ive ever seen"
"is that your face or did your neck throw up?" "your mom should've had an abortion" "if you eat this cookie, you will die" *elise* |
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Of all the posts so far, only kate's have been actual fortunes.
vocals and accordion and xylophone for the board brothers of ownage |
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"i owe you one fortune"
sorted  _________________________________________________ They Say, The Snow On The Roof Is Too Heavy. They Say His Head Will Cave In, His Brains Are In Terrible Danger!... Too Much Hair! |
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your best friend is sleeping with your boyfriend.
__________________________ I saved Latin, what did you ever do? |
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your year will be filled with good luck...if you're alive in the year 2099
_________________________________________________ They Say, The Snow On The Roof Is Too Heavy. They Say His Head Will Cave In, His Brains Are In Terrible Danger!... Too Much Hair! |
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"this fortune will self destruct in 10 seconds"
------------------------- excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you...? |
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You, will wonder, to yourself, why, were so many, comma's used, in the writing, of, this, particular, fortune.
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"Don't pay the waiter."
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