stop trying to spoon me bitch

best thread ever

get me the fucking pizza now.

James is a bush monkey, don't listen to what he says.

mmm pizza. amt I tried to carbon monoxide poison him earlier. Another failed attempt. ;/

Buy yourself a whale harpoon gun. It's both creative and amusing.

a decemberists inspired murder for that pirate hooker.

Pirate hookers are the worst

James you tool, be nice to mandi! She's lovely.

where was I not nice to mandi

dunno, she wants to be friends or something! Says she apologises for everything and you were totally right about everything all along.

be gone.

Yeah so I made most of that up