Dude, I'm 10

WAIT FALSE AGAIN!!!

HE said "7:00 PM: Unexpectedly cross awkward paths with ex while with current girlfriend. Holy crap. Bad, bad, bad."

Meaning HE was with HIS current girlfriend when HE crossed paths with HIS ex-girlfriend!!!


You queer.

At this point I don't care, whatever happened to Mandi? She was hot2go, H O T T O G O

quote:

Originally posted by Tomatoes&RadioWire:
I think driftwood is like 16. you pedophile.

If god is english, which if the bible is anything to go by, then they too are good to GO!

P.S I love the math!

So god is a 10 year old pedophile? Someone rename this thread 'driftwood's exciting thread of sweet blasphemy'.

quote:

Originally posted by Kasper:
So god is a 10 year old pedophile? Someone rename this thread 'driftwood's exciting thread of sweet blasphemy'.

Or driftwood's ticket to hell/If you post in this thread you MAY go to hell

Yeah but that's not as catchy.

9:30 AM: Wake up and wait for alarm clock to shut up automatically before getting out of bed.

9:45 AM: Finally get out of bed.

9:55 AM: Make bowl of oatmeal before going to work at neighbor's house across the street.

9:58 AM: Leave.

10:00 AM: Arrive.

10:05 AM: Work.

12:45 PM: Eat some spaghetti.

1:05 PM: Work again.

2:05 PM: Go home.

2:07 PM: Bathroom.

2:15 PM: Drums.

3:50 PM: Check Death Cab forum to see the hype about my unknown gender. Explain to everyone I was not one of the people getting my hair done, but rather, around the people getting their hair done. Also, yes, Tomatoes was right: "HE said "7:00 PM: Unexpectedly cross awkward paths with ex while with current girlfriend. Holy crap. Bad, bad, bad." Meaning HE was with HIS current girlfriend when HE crossed paths with HIS ex-girlfriend!!!" So yes. Driftwood = straight male.

quote:

Originally posted by Driftwood:
9:30 AM: Wake up and wait for alarm clock to shut up automatically before getting out of bed.

9:45 AM: Finally get out of bed.

9:55 AM: Make bowl of oatmeal before going to work at neighbor's house across the street.

9:58 AM: Leave.

10:00 AM: Arrive.

10:05 AM: Work.

12:45 PM: Eat some spaghetti.

1:05 PM: Work again.

2:05 PM: Go home.

2:07 PM: Bathroom.

2:15 PM: Drums.

3:50 PM: Check Death Cab forum to see the hype about my unknown gender. Explain to everyone I was not one of the people getting my hair done, but rather, around the people getting their hair done. Also, yes, Tomatoes was right: "HE said "7:00 PM: Unexpectedly cross awkward paths with ex while with current girlfriend. Holy crap. Bad, bad, bad." Meaning HE was with HIS current girlfriend when HE crossed paths with HIS ex-girlfriend!!!" So yes. Driftwood = gay male.

awkward

hahaha

Tee Hee.

Soo.. we're in fifth grade again. Didn't get the memo.

lol, legendary woodlepurp.

11:40 - Woken up by friend calling, wants to go see Kung Fu Panda at 1. Hell yes.

11:52 - Watched an episode of Arrested Development.

12:00 - Called some more friends. Try to find a ride.

12:04 - Surf the web real quick. Check the boards, email, etc.

12:11 - Got in shower.

12:17 - Got out of shower. (That was a quick one!)

12:18 - Call my friend again. "Yo, is there any possibility you could give me a ride?" "Blah blah blah, we're going at 3:30 now." "Oh ok, I don't need a ride then. See ya."

12:20 - Went into room, put on Narrow Stairs for a little.

12:22 - Realize most of my clothes are dirty. I'll have to do a quick wash session.

12:23 - Got dressed.

12:27 - Went downstairs, put my shorts and Modest Mouse shirt in the washer.

12:28 - Hmm. I've never used the "Quick" setting on the washer. Let's see what that does!

12:30 - Surf the web some more.


I don't think the times are entirely accurate, but you get the idea.