8:13 PM: Father's Day today. Had a nice lunch an dinner with Dad. Skated downtown with cousin, allergies went full-frontal on me. Holy crap I'm gonna gouge eyes out and rip nose off.

How do you expect us to be creepers if you don't give us the full details of your ENTIRE day. This is lame I want a full timeline of everything you did and every place you went.
But hey, Im just sticking up for my fellow creepers here on these boards. (dont worry purp, justin, woodlebert, brian, james, interpolarity and mary, Ive got your back)

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Originally posted by Tomatoes&RadioWire:

HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURE????? STALKER!!!!

11:32 PM: Decide to post full day events some other time when sleep isn't beckoning.

4:45pm: Boards a plane to The Pacific Northwest (Intent on finding out if Driftwood lies about his daily activities [also, to see if he is, in fact, a dude])

I think driftwood is a chick.

"7:15 PM: Some family friends come over to get their hair done. I'm still in my pajamas. Oh well."

Dunno how many dudes help their friends with their hair. Except you of course.

"6:20 PM: Leave to go to small shindig with friends and girlfriend"

Sweet!!! She's a lesbian! POST PICZ

Oh wait it is a dude. he said family friends. of course it all makes sense now.

FALSE

IT IS A CHICK

"7:00 PM: Unexpectedly cross awkward paths with ex while with current girlfriend. Holy crap. Bad, bad, bad."

Her ex was with current GIRLfriend which means ex was a boy which means chick.

Oh fuck I've gone crosseyed, I've never been more confused in my life. Please explain what you just said in english.

Where in the Northwest you live Driftwood?

Ok. Assuming everyone is straight D represents Driftwood, X represents Driftwood's ex-boy/girlfriend and Q represents the ex's new boy/girlfriend.

Given
Q is a girl.
X is with Q.

Conclusion
X is a boy.
X was with D.
D is a girl.

Is anyone in this at all attractive? If so, I stand by my earlier statement. POST PICZ

I think driftwood is like 16. you pedophile.