a: yes...


q: does anyone else have to deal with bastardly roomies like mine???

a. YES...it sucks sooooo bad

q. who else is drinking coffee?

A: Yes, and it is like the sex

Q: Should I go on a diet or not?

A: Nahh, it's bad for the economy plus, you look fine.

Q: why is my post still not here?

a: cos whatever your waiting for wasn't properly stuffed in a bottle and is at the bottom of the atlantic...


q: what is it that you are waiting for ??

A snow day.

Do I have strep throat?

a. i hope not

q. why does diet mt. dew taste like someone pissed in it?

a: cos diet mt. dew tastes like piss...


q: andrea, is your whole neck sore... like so much it hurts to move your head??

Yes, and it hurts every time I swallow, my head hurts, my glands are swollen and I have a fever.
But the doctor at the clinic just insisted that it was just a common cold.


Why are doctors so mean?

A: It's their job

Q: Do you think oprah takes pleasure in recieving gratutious requests for kinky sex in her fanmail sack each week?

A. she loves it

Q. Do you think oprah knows that those gratutious requests for kinky sex in her fanmail sack each week are from me?

A: Yes and she takes them literally

Q: Which way is the best, and by best I mean more sexually gratifying, the breast way, or the oprah way?

I don't know.

What's a weave?

a. its a hairstyle

q. should i go to the gym tonight? or be lazy and go home?

A: Be lazy & go home.

Q: Is anyone else watching Law and Order right now?